UVA alum Tina Fey returns to SNL armed with cake to take down Trump and 'chinless turds' in Charlottesville
Tina Fey, a former "Saturday Night Live" Weekend
Update co-anchor, returned to the studio Thursday night to offer her thoughts on President
Donald Trump and the violence last weekend in Charlottesville, Virginia.
Fey
graduated from the University of Virginia, which is in Charlottesville, in
1992. The college town was the site of a white nationalist protest that turned
deadly last Saturday.
"It
broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville," Fey
said, appearing with current Weekend Update co-anchors Colin Jost and Michael
Che.
After
seeing Trump public ally condemn violence "on many sides," Fey
said she felt "sick."
In
the face of upcoming rallies this weekend, Fey's advice is to avoid the
"screaming matches and potential violence," and instead, order a cake
with the American flag on it and "just eat it."
"Then
next time when you see a bunch of white boys in polo shirts screaming about
taking our country back and you want to scream, 'It's not our country, we stole
it. We stole from the Native Americans. And when they have a peaceful protest
at Standing Rock we shoot at them with rubber bullets, but we let you chinless
turds march the streets with semi-automatic weapons,'" Fey said.
Fey
explained that "sheetcaking is a grassroots movement ... Most of the women
I know have been doing it once a week since the election."
Her
final advice to "all sane Americans" is to treat the upcoming rallies
"like the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads."
"Don't
show up. Let these morons scream into the empty air," she said.
Watch
Fey's full Weekend Update appearance below:
